the caption says “So this is Valentine’s Day at boy’s high school” lol
this is actually pretty cute
are you kidding me this is fucking adorable
The Icelandic Phallological Museum located in Reykjavík, Iceland, houses the world’s largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection of 280 specimens from 93 species of animals includes 55 penises taken from whales, 36 from seals and 118 from land mammals, allegedly including Huldufólk (Icelandic elves) and trolls.
In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of four promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor’s body did not go according to plan and it was reduced to a greyish-brown shrivelled mass pickled in a jar of formaldehyde. The museum continues to search for “a younger and a bigger and better one.”
is that troll penises?
troll penises confirmed
if we can’t joke about fucking each other then we aren’t real friends
if you’re ever feeling overdramatic just remember that zelda fitzgerald once threw herself down a flight of marble stairs at a party because her husband was talking to someone else
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now